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So what does
that mean for Miami? Not a whole lot, but we’ve got to write
something about a team that hasn’t played one single match yet.
The point is that they won’t be a pushover, even if their
highest-profile signings have underpants older than Jordan Chirico.
If RD was coaching the club (instead of Brazilian youth
managing legend Chiquinho de Assis, who has discovered everyone from
Dida to Dudu), we’d be more worried about keeping egos in check than
the overall talent level of the roster (ditching former Rhinos star
Onandi Lowe was probably an indication they’re on the right track).
This does look like a pretty impressive bunch of players, and
Miami will be certain to play a very entertaining type of South
American football. Also, if Romário goes nuts and scores 41 goals,
he’ll have 1,000 for his career. And you know what that means,
don’t you? A shiny new walker. Look for a hot start from
this club. |