Celluloid bent: nine days, 120 films, and a ‘Fluffer’ at ImageOut

ImageOut, Rochester's Lesbian and Gay Film and Video Festival, celebrates ten years of grassroots success this week with nine days of action-packed cinema unspooling at three theatres in the downtown area. What follows is our take on some of this year's features and shorts programs. Be sure to consult the full ImageOut schedule, and check out our interview with award-winning writer Sherman Alexie, whose new film, The Business of Fancydancing, will screen as part of the festival on Sunday night.

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By Hook or By Crook

Harry Hodges and Silas Howard, USA, 98 minutes

7 p.m. Friday, October 4, Little Theatre

Winner of audience awards at LA Outfest and the SXSW Film Festival, By Hook or By Crook is one of the best independently financed bank-robbery flicks since Bottle Rocket, despite the complete absence of any actual bank robberies. The film drops in on three wacky weeks in the life of Shy (Silas Howard), who, as the film opens, is living in Hoxie, Kansas --- the epicenter of rural banality, especially when you're a butch lesbian.

Days away from losing her house to foreclosure, Shy becomes entranced by a bank robbery depicted on the evening news. With dollar signs in her eyes, Shy heads for the big city (San Francisco, natch), but can't afford a gun to pull off any heists. Eventually, Shy meets Valentine (Harriet Dodge), a fellow butch who has a pretty bad case of OCD, as well as some mommy abandonment issues and a girly sidekick (Stanya Kahn) who is only slightly less crazy than she is. Gritty adventures follow, making Crook kind of like cross between a gay Thelma and Louise and a gayer Midnight Cowboy (Val is a dead ringer for Ratso Rizzo [or maybe Harmony Korine], while Shy shares the wide-eyed innocence of Joe Buck [or perhaps Conan O'Brien]).

Shot using handheld digital video, Crook does limp a bit toward its finale, but the lively soundtrack (featuring the likes of the Make Up, the Mono Men, Buffalo Daughter and Blonde Redhead) and the cameo by Joan Jett keep things from grinding to a halt. It's extremely well-written, with a couple of very thoughtful, perfectly executed montages, though some might gripe about the portrayal of gender-benders as a mentally unstable lot. But hey --- anything is better than the watered-down drivel on Will & Grace every week, right?

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Notorious C.H.O.

Lorene Machado, USA, 95 minutes

9:30 p.m. Friday, October 4, Little Theatre

Reviewing concert films is a tough prospect --- either you like the performance or you don't. A director can do very little to liven things up, other than showing the backstage antics that have practically become a concert film cliché. I'm not the biggest fan of Margaret Cho's standup routines (it might be the extended funny-face freeze after every joke), but I was pleased to discover the content in Notorious C.H.O. was much less dark than her previous theatrical effort, the gloomy I'm the One That I Want, which dealt with alcohol/drug addiction and the weight issues revolving around her short-lived network sitcom. 

Filmed during a sold-out Seattle performance, Cho instead concentrates on various reproductive organs and their secretions. And, of course, there's plenty of gay-oriented humor, including a very funny bit about the only gay bar in Scotland, which is named after Bette Midler's character in Beaches.

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Unforgettable: Our History-Makers

Total running time: 114 minutes

11 a.m. Saturday, October 5, Little Theatre

Props all around to important groundbreakers Harry Hay and Joan Nestle. The former, who celebrated his 90th birthday earlier this year, started the country's first gay rights organization (the Mattachine Society) back when McCarthy was rounding up Reds, while the latter formed both the Gay Academic Union and the Lesbian Herstory Archives in the early '70s.

The Unforgettable program includes an hour-long documentary on each of the aforementioned dignitaries (Hand On the Pulse and Hope Along the Wind: The Life of Harry Hay), as well as a neat five-minute jobber called Cherries in the Snow, which shows women from different eras hanging period undergarments on the same clothesline.

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How To Become a Lesbian In 6 Easy Steps

Total running time: 74 minutes

1:30 p.m. Saturday, October 5, Dryden Theatre

Comedy is on the menu in this shorts program, which features titles like C.L.I.T. and The 10 Rules (A Lesbian Survival Guide). The multi-award-winning Interviews With My Next Girlfriend is also on the slate, along with Size 'Em Up, a very funny short about a top-heavy tomboy whose mother (Julie Brown[!]) drags her to the store to buy her first bra. The overly helpful employees (including Pearl from Diff'rent Strokes) seem...well, a little overly helpful.

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Novela, Novela

Liz Miller, USA, 70 minutes

3:30 p.m. Saturday, October 5, Little Theatre

The next time you're in Nicaragua and notice something called Sexto Sentido (translation: The Sixth Sense) in the TV listings, you're going to be disappointed if you tune in expecting to find little Haley Joel and his ghostly friends. Sentido is the only homegrown soap opera in Nicaragua, a nation completely enraptured by this particular television format (the other soaps come courtesy of the same wacky Spanish-language channels we get through Time Warner).

Festival viewers will be treated to one of the show's episodes, along with a few pieces from later shows (so you're not left completely hanging, because that's just cruel), and then a kind of behind the scenes documentary that hammers home the importance of the stories, which focus on a group of young adults from various economic backgrounds.

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Sing-along Grease

Randal Kleiser, USA, 110 minutes

7 p.m. Saturday, October 5, Dryden Theatre

This ain't your folks' Grease. Sure, it's the same actors and same story, but this souped-up special print not only makes John Travolta look thin and Jeff Conaway look like he has a career, it also includes the lyrics for the film's numerous and hella-popular songs. The aim is to have the audience sing along with the characters. I'm not sure how strictly enforced the singing is, but if you have a tin ear, you can probably get away with just mouthing the words.

As an added bonus, a prize will be awarded to the audience member with the best costume. As a super-special added bonus, director Randal Kleiser will be on hand to introduce the film and field your questions afterward. Just don't make fun of his Honey, I Shrunk the Audience, because, you know, he'll frigging shrink you.

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Kali’s Vibe

Shari Carpenter, USA, 92 minutes

7:30 p.m. Saturday, October 5, Little Theatre

Kali (Lizzy Cooper Davis) is a state social worker who has been living with popular slam poet Crystal (Phalana Tiller) for three years. We sense the growing distance between the two (an overhead shot of their bed shows enough room to build an actual wall between their two bodies), but the relationship doesn't come to a head until the night Crystal doesn't come home.

Kali kicks her out and then suffers through a lot of bad blind dates before finding love in the most unexpected place --- a hetero single dad and full-time playa named Reese (Charles Malik Whitfield), who recently started working with Kali. Oh, save your booing and hissing --- Crystal eventually returns, leaving Kali in quite the quandary. Director Carpenter used to be Spike Lee's script supervisor.

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Oliver Button Is a Star

John Scagliotti, USA, 84 minutes

11 a.m. Sunday, October 6, Little Theatre

Revolving entirely around Tomie dePaola's children's book Oliver Button Is a Sissy, this interesting documentary shows a first-grade teacher reading the book to her class while, simultaneously, the inspirational story about a boy who prefers singing and dancing to sports is acted out on stage by the Twin Cities Gay Men's Choir. Dispersed throughout are interviews with four people (including dePaola) who describe what the book meant to them when they were little (one is an Arctic explorer named Ann Bancroft!). Producer Dan Hunt will be here to introduce the show.

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Swimming Upstream: A Year In the Life of Karen and Jenny

Jennifer Freedman, USA, 74 minutes

1:30 p.m. Sunday, October 6, Little Theatre

If you're put off by Swimming Upstream's opening scene, which includes a graphic description of conception via turkey baster (and the messy queef attendant thereto), you might want to hightail it outta there before the nightmarish childbirth scene at the end. What happens in between is, as the title suggests, a year in the life of parents-to-be Karen and Jenny, a couple comprised of a football-watching butch who, as a youngster, was to Little League what Jackie Robinson was to Major League Baseball, and a formerly straight blonde hairdresser with enormous lips.

Trouble is, aside from the birth, nothing really happens. I thought the most effective parts were those that had nothing to do with pregnancy or lesbianism (like the scene where Karen and Jenny kid around as they fill out forms at the doctor's office). It's great that their friends and family are so supportive, but the lack of conflict makes for an uninteresting documentary.

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This Is NOT Only a Test

Total running time: 87 minutes

3:30 p.m. Sunday, October 6, Little Theatre

AIDS is the topic of this program, which includes Testing, One...Two, a neat black-and-white short about a couple and a couple of tests (one is taking a big college exam, and the other waits for his HIV test results); and Our Brothers, Our Sons, a 25-minute documentary that pits Baby Boomers against Gen-Xers in the age-old barebacking debate.

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Ruthie & Connie: Every Room In the House

Deborah Dickson, USA, 56 minutes

5:30 p.m. Sunday, October 6, Dryden Theatre

Unlike Karen and Jenny, Ruthie and Connie are a charismatic pair that would liven up the dullest documentary. Funnier than the content of most television sitcoms, the pair discuss their history (abandoning their husbands to be with each other back in a late '50s conservative Jewish enclave of Brooklyn) as they sit around and kibitz with each other and their old friends from back when they played it straight. Is there shuffleboard? You bet. Is "I Will Survive" played? You know it.

Whether their stories are heartbreaking (like when they had to destroy their love letters for fear of being caught) or romantic (like their first kiss), Ruthie and Connie are always entertaining. They're also groundbreakers, as evidenced by the 1988 Donohue clips that pitted them against an extremely homophobic audience during their lawsuit that helped New York City employees to obtain same-sex partner benefits. You'll be able to shout stuff at them, too, because both Ruthie and Connie will attend this screening.

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The Business of Fancydancing

Sherman Alexie, USA, 86 minutes

8 p.m. Sunday, October 6, Dryden Theatre

Evan Adams (Smoke Signals) plays Seymour Polatkin, a very popular Seattle-based poet who is kind of the Native American David Sedaris, in that he's gay and he often writes humorous stories about his past. Unlike Sedaris, however, Seymour's stories are all set in the Spokane reservation he called home before ditching it for the big time nearly a decade ago. Now commanding $10,000 a pop on the lecture circuit, Seymour is called back home for the funeral of his boyhood friend, Mouse (Swil Kanim).

Despite his celebrity status, Seymour is not welcomed back with open arms. Everyone back on the rez couldn't care less that their prodigal son is gay --- they're pissed because he's so condescending about reservation life in his poetry. They're also not thrilled about his appropriation of a number of first-person stories that actually belong to Aristotle Joseph (Gene Tagaban), Seymour's co-valedictorian and former best friend who tried to leave the rez for college but eventually slunk back for a life of huffing and drinking.

Even though he makes it clear he despised his life on the rez, it's the only subject that comes up in Seymour's work, and that central theme is interesting enough to drive Fancydancing as a film. It's also aided by a blazing performance by Adams (he and co-star Michelle St. John will be in attendance at this screening) and some nifty direction by writer Sherman Alexie, who makes his debut behind the camera here. The film, which has won festival audience awards from San Francisco to Philadelphia, also features a bunch of Alexie's powerful poetry (please read our interview with Alexie here).

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Food Of Love

Ventura Pons, USA, 112 minutes

8 p.m. Monday, October 7, Little Theatre

When we first meet young Paul (Kevin Bishop), the Juilliard-bound pianist is about to make his big stage debut...as a page-turner for his idol, superstar Richard Kennington (Paul Rhys). The two share a moment backstage after the show, but it's abbreviated by Paul's suffocating mother, Pamela (the wonderful Juliet Stevenson).

The two get a chance to hook up again several months later in Barcelona, where Paul is studying and Richard has just ended a grueling world tour. Not knowing her son or his squeeze are gay, Pamela decides to put the moves on Richard after he saves her from some street criminals. You would expect madcap hilarity to ensue, but Love actually takes a pretty serious swing toward the melodramatic in its second half, which depicts Pamela coming to terms with her son's sexuality.

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Luster

Everett Lewis, USA, 90 minutes

10:30 p.m. Monday, October 7, Dryden Theatre

One should ordinarily be very leery of a film with credits that offer only first names, but anyone associated with Luster ought to be proud enough to have both names attached to such a cool indie flick. The protagonist is Jackson (Justin Herwick), a 'zine-publishing record-store employee who has a big crush on a boy named Billy (Jonah Blechman). But Billy is involved with a rock star (Willie Garson), who summons Jackson to write the lyrics for his new record. Also thrown into the mix are Jackson's handsome cousin (b. Wyatt) from Iowa, his straight boss (Shane Powers) who seems to like Jackson a little too much, a stalker (Sean Thibodeau) who is too vanilla for Jackson's tastes, and a pair of scuffling lesbians.

The subject matter and record-store setting make Luster seem like a toned-down Gregg Araki trying to remake an LA-based High Fidelity. It's being shown with a short called The Moment After, an appropriately dark look at committing suicide on one's birthday.

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Tom

Mike Hoolboom, Canada, 75 minutes

6 p.m. Tuesday, October 8, Cinema Theater

If, God forbid, P. Diddy ever made a movie about one of his heroes, the concept would probably sound a lot like Hoolboom's Tom, a dazzling experimental picture that pays tribute to underground artist and filmmaker Tom Chamont. Like his Puffiness, Hoolboom doesn't actually pick up his camera and shoot any new film --- he instead appropriates chunks from Chamont's extraordinarily large catalogue and, unlike Puffy, turns it into something new, exciting and spellbinding. It's the kind of film that grabs you, sucks you in and practically hypnotizes you as your jaw gets closer and closer to your lap. I'm not sure what any of it is supposed to mean (especially the jarring finale that features famous Manhattan landmarks blowing up), but I don't care.

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No More Drama

Total running time: 96 minutes

6 p.m. Tuesday, October 8, Little Theatre

This comedic program features two of my favorite festival shorts. Lez Be Friends is a very funny look at a straight filmmaker named Lily (Patricia Welbourne) who decides to make a feature called Dike about her best friend's (Tanya Pillay) recent trip out of the closet. But when everyone who sees the film assumes she's gay, Lily finds herself typecast as a lesbian. And there's music by cub! Shut Up, White Boy shows an asshole white boy with Asian tastes getting some comeuppance when he takes his latest Filipino girlfriend to a Vietnamese restaurant where the kitchen help is apparently mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. It's shot on 16mm black-and-white, and it looks lovely.

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Prom Fight: The Marc Hall Story

Larry Pelesco, Canada, 62 minutes

4 p.m. Wednesday, October 9, Little Theatre

Prom Fight is making its US debut right here in little ol' Rochester, mostly because it's too new to have been shown anywhere else. Depicting events that occurred less than five months ago, the documentary shows the plight of Oshawa, Ontario student Marc Hall and his attempt to attend his senior prom with his boyfriend, Jean-Paul. His Catholic school immediately put the kibosh on the idea, with appeals quickly made to the district school board and, eventually, to court. Of course, if Marc was devious about the whole thing and said his date was going to be "Jean," nobody would have been the wiser until the night of the prom (see how honesty gets you exactly nowhere these days?)

While the story is somewhat interesting, the real drawing card here is the tall, gangly, blue-haired Marc, who reluctantly found himself the center of a media whirlwind at an awkward age in which most kids would just as soon hide from microphones and lights. He doesn't want to be Rosa Parks --- he just wants to go to his damn prom.

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Days

Laura Muscardin, Italy, 80 minutes

10:00 p.m. Wednesday, October 9, Little Theatre

35-year-old Claudio (Thomas Trabacchi) enjoys strong bonds with his mother, his sister and his boyfriend Dario, but his most important relationship is with routine. From his boring, repetitive job at the bank to his exercise schedule to the regimented program of pill-taking and doctor visits the HIV-positive Claudio must subject himself to, his days are carefully planned out weeks in advance.

On the eve of Claudio's move to Milan with HIV-negative Dario, Claudio meets and has a fling with a waiter named Andrea (Davide Bechini). Like a Lays potato chip, Claudio can't stop at just one and reunites with Andrea for another tryst. Their second meeting --- the film's centerpiece --- occurs sans condom, and Claudio's life is turned upside-down. Loose ends are tied up way too neatly at the end, but Muscardin's direction, especially where she chooses to shoot some things out of focus (like Claudio, the audience is looking for clarity in his decision-making process), shows great promise.

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Gypsy 83

Todd Stephens, USA, 94 minutes

4 p.m. Thursday, October 10, Little Theatre

Nine days after her new sitcom (Less Than Perfect) debuts on ABC, Sara Rue will display the acting chops that landed her a big network gig. She plays the titular Gypsy, a voluptuous 25-year-old who works at a Sandusky Foto-Hut. Don't worry --- she doesn't get obsessed with any of her customers, because Gypsy is already infatuated with Stevie Nicks. Her best friend is a gay goth named Clive (Kett Turton) who looks more like Robert Smith than Robert Smith has in years (and John Doe plays Gypsy's dad!).

When they learn there's a "Night of a Thousand Stevies" event scheduled in New York City, the dynamic duo hit the road and share experiences with a has-been lounge singer (Karen Black), an Amish boy (Anson Scoville) and a sexually confused frat brother (Paulo Costanzo), while, of course, learning a thing or two about themselves, as well. Gypsy starts off strongly but becomes a bit overly morose. Still, director Stephens, an LA Outfest winner for Edge of Seventeen (Turton won this year for his performance here), is a filmmaker to watch in the future.

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Fish and Elephant

Li Yu, China, 106 minutes

6 p.m. Thursday, October 10, Cinema Theatre

Reportedly mainland China's first motion picture about lesbians, Fish and Elephant, which has already won awards from two of the world's biggest film festivals (Berlin and Venice), is about two single women in Beijing who find what they're looking for in each other. Xiao Qun is the elephant keeper at the zoo, and Xiao Ling makes clothing which she then sells in an indoor market.

Two things happen to jeopardize their burgeoning relationship --- the arrival of Qun's overbearing mother, who insists on setting her daughter up on a bunch of blind dates with unsavory men; and the return of Qun's ex-lover, Jun Jun, who is being chased by the cops because she killed her sadistic father. The highlight here are the blind dates --- not because they're particularly exciting, but because the guys we see were recruited by phony personal ads director Yu placed in an attempt to elicit authentic, believable dialogue.

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Animate My Shorts!

Total running time: 89 minutes

6 p.m. Thursday, October 10, Little Theatre

Although there aren't any gay LEGO guys this year, ImageOut's animated shorts program still has plenty to offer, including films called Boobie Girl, An Officer and a Yentlman and Jan-Michael Vincent Is My Muse. Other highlights include Dresscode, which features a women's bathroom symbol come to life, and two shorts (Hi Honey, I'm Homo! and Keep Up With Medicine) that mold various images from life in the '50s into something fun.

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A Family Affair

Helen Lesnick, USA, 107 minutes

8:15 p.m. Thursday, October 10, Cinema Theatre

For the first 45 minutes or so, A Family Affair seemed like it was going to be My Big Fat Jewish Lesbian Wedding. Rachel Rosen (Lesnick) gets tired of her on-again/off-again relationship with the vampy Reggie (Michelle Green) and moves to Southern California to be closer to her extremely supportive PFLAG-member Jewish parents. Mom fixes Rachel up on a series of awful blind dates (dubbed "Looking for Miss Rightowitz"), which is how she meets and falls for the pretty Christine (Erica Shaffer). Cue montage of their first happy year together, which is around the same time Rachel gets freaked out when Christine starts calling her mom "Mom" and talks about converting to Judaism.

Then things take a very odd dramatic turn that just didn't work well at all. On top of that, Affair is chock-full of moments where Lesnick breaks the fourth wall and pretty much does a standup routine right into the camera. It's funny once in a while, but gets extremely grating.

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Karmen Geï

Joseph Gaï Ramaka, Senegal, 86 minutes

5:30 p.m. Friday, October 11, Cinema Theatre

Loosely based on Prosper Mérimée's Carmen, this interesting and thoroughly unfaithful version stars Djeïnaba Diop Gaï in the title role as a Carmen who hits from both sides of the plate. Reportedly the first musical made in sub-Saharan Africa, Karmen Geï is as frustratingly erratic as it is pretty. This time, our protagonist seduces a corrections officer to escape from prison (she's a smuggler), but not before grabbing a hostage with whom she begins an interesting relationship. She wears fantastic outfits and bursts into song with virtually no warning whatsoever, but this Carmen is strong enough to entertain through the rest of this mess.

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The Cockettes

Bill Weber and David Weissman, USA, 100 minutes

7:30 p.m. Friday, October 11, Cinema Theatre

In true VH-1 Behind the Music fashion, The Cockettes traces the rise and fall of the legendary San Francisco gender-bending performance group. Well, they should have been legendary, anyway. The documentary opens just as the Cockettes (named after the Rockettes) arrive in 1971 New York amidst a whirlwind of critical acclaim and enough cult buzz to choke a horse (attendees included the likes of Andy Warhol and Angela Lansbury).

But that's almost the end of the story. We quickly flash back to the late '60s genesis of the group, which began performing in between campy midnight movies at the Palace Theatre to enthused patrons. As the months passed, their productions evolved from wacky clothing, nudity, off-key singing and bad dancing to scripted, extravagant numbers that featured wacky clothing, nudity, off-key singing and bad dancing. Or, as early supporter John Waters put it, "Hippie acid-freak drag queens --- complete sexual anarchy." Call them the godfathers of Hedwig, or the Mothers of Invention without the musical ability --- just as long as you acknowledge this as one fantastic (and educational) documentary.

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