| This randy and crass
sequel to AP: International Man of Mystery
is more like the gag-fest Theres
Something About Mary than its predecessor.
Laden with a ballast of delicious bathroom humor
(a long-time Sick-Boy fave), AP:TSWSM
opens with a fading scroll (a la Star Wars)
explaining the events from the first film
shaggy Powers (Mike Myers, Waynes World)
was frozen in 1967 so that he could be thawed in
the 90s to fight the evil Dr. Evil (also
Myers). In the new film, the
still-unfrozen Powers must travel back in time to
the psychedelic 60s to stop Evil, who has
rocketed back to Earth in an egg (a la Mork
& Mindy) launched from the posterior of
an intergalactic Big Boy (one of several annoying
product placement scenes), and traverses time to
steal a giant vial of "mojo" from a
still-frozen Powers. "Mojo" is
apparently is 60s version of Viagra,
and is thusly very important to our hero.
Some
might find the story confusing, while others will
point out the obvious plot holes. The filmmakers
go out of their way to graciously explain that
they are not only aware of the scripts
obvious flaws, but that they also dont care
- and neither will you. Youll be too busy
trying not to laugh up a vital organ. The script
(co-written by Myers and friend Michael
McCullers) concentrates more on gross-out humor
than the 60s spoofing featured in the
prequel. Director Jay Roach (the upcoming Mystery,
Alaska) is also back at the helm for this
film, which was supposedly contrived of mostly
improvisational material.
Reprising
her part from the first film, Elizabeth Hurley (EdTV,
My Favorite Martian) delivers her least
annoying role of the year as Powers bride
Vanessa Kensington, but that probably had more to
do with her exploding in the films first
five minutes than her acting chops. Fellow EdTV
alum Clint Howard seems oddly out of place in a
film not directed by a relative.
Other
holdovers include Frau Farbissina (Mindy
Sterling, Idle Hands) and Number 2 (Robert
Wagner, Hart to Hart), who both play
assistants to Evil. Seth Green (Buffy the
Vampire Slayer) is also back as Scott Evil,
the wonderfully cynical son of the doctor, who is
highlighted in one particularly funny scene
an episode of Jerry Springer
featuring kids whose parents have crazy plans of
world domination.
The
standout newcomer is, of course, the diminutive
Verne Troyer (Men in Black) who plays
Mini-Me, a cloned version of Dr. Evil that is
approximately 1/8th the size (but all
the evil) of the original. Although he has no
lines, Troyer steals every scene hes in.
But dont overlook Rob Lowe (Tommy Boy),
who plays a young Number 2 and does a low-key but
hysterical dead-on impression of Wagner. Lowe
actually had a very small part in the first film,
billed as "friend of security guard."
And
dont forget the new AP babes -
Heather Graham (Boogie Nights) is CIA
agent and Powers love/lust interest
Felicity Shagwell. Kristen Johnston (3rd
Rock From the Sun) plays Evils
double-op, brunette model Ivana Humpalot.
Theres someone named Robin Swallows, too,
but I was doubled over at the waist when they
were describing just who she was.
But
the best new character has to be the disgusting,
baby-eating Scot called Fat Bastard (Myers
again). He weighs a metric ton and is responsible
for the most revolting bathroom scene since Trainspotting.
If that doesnt get you motivated to see the
film, I dont know what will.
1:37 - for sexual
innuendo and crude humor
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