| Rarely does a film live
up to its hype quite the way this one does. Blair
Witch roared out of Sundance with buzz
calling it the scariest movie ever made. I am
prepared to not only back up that statement, but
to add that it will likely be the scariest movie
that will ever be made. At least in my
lifetime. And Im relatively young. This isnt
your average teen slasher flick with a cast
raided from the ranks of the WB. Blair Witch
is an extremely low-budget experiment by
first-timers Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez.
Their premise is simple: Three student filmmakers
venture into the woods near Burkitsville,
Maryland to make a documentary about a local
legend known as the Blair Witch. They are never
seen again and what the viewer is watching is
their film footage, which has just been recovered
one year later.
Dont
let the trailers fool you only the last
five seconds of them are culled from the film.
The rest has all been added to make the incident
seem more dramatic and real, which its not.
Well, its not really real. The film
youre watching is the actual film shot by
these three kids. The directors sent them into
the woods armed with a home video camera, a 16mm
black-and-white camera and a DAT recorder, with
only vague directions and no real idea of what
might happen to them. So you see and hear
everything that happens as it happens. It is more
improvising then acting, and when these people
are terrified, they are genuinely terrified.
The
film begins slowly, but once it takes off,
youll be on the ride of your life. Blair
Witch opens with the kids interviewing local
residents of the small town about their knowledge
of the legend. Then they venture off into the
forest with the intention of spending a couple of
days and nights filming a few of the places where
the Blair Witch was reported to have wreaked
havoc on innocent townsfolk that dared venture
into her woods. They see the graves of several
children, and they find the rock from which
several fishermen reportedly disappeared.
The
first night is uneventful Josh thinks he
heard something, but the others (Heather and
Michael) just laugh it off, thinking that
hes just trying to spook them. The next
night, the sound is louder and heard by all
three. By the third night, the group has lost
their map, has no idea of their location are and
literally run screaming from their tent as
something appears to be attacking it from the
outside. Then it gets really scary. Hell,
"scary" isnt a strong enough
word. I dont think a strong enough word
exists. There are no scary monsters, splattered
blood or musical crescendos to make you jump, but
I still found my heart pounding out of my chest,
my hands covering my mouth and my stomach
nauseous. And I love scary movies.
The
ending of the film is so disturbing that it
cant be described. Its been several
weeks since Ive seen the film and I still
cant get Heathers screaming out of my
head. She doesnt seem to be acting; it
sounds like the actual screams of a person that
thinks shes going to die. Its more
than a little sick, but its more effective
than anything youve ever seen or heard.
When the credits rolled, I sat slumped on my seat
with my mouth hanging open, thunderstruck from
what I had just witnessed. It took me several
seconds to realize that I wasnt breathing.
And I wanted to see it again. Immediately.
Do not
miss this film for any reason. See it at night.
Park in an isolated spot in the back of the
theater and try not to soil yourself as you walk
back to your car. This isnt Scream,
where you were laughing on the way home. This is
serious, hardcore terror and is definitely not
for the weak-hearted.
1:29
- for language and
psychological horror that you will never be able
to escape. Ever
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