| The world is not enough
indeed. The latest James Bond flick falls as flat
as Tomorrow Never Dies, with decent action
sequences and bad soap opera acting. Here, 007
(Pierce Brosnan, The Thomas Crown Affair)
tries to quell get this a terrorist
with a nuclear warhead. Yawn - now theres
something we havent seen before. The nineteenth
film in the longest-running series in the history
of cinema kicks off with the familiar JB opening
and music before settling in Bilboa, Spain, where
Bond is calmly dealing with a crooked Swiss
banker. Of course, the situation comes to a head,
and Bond is involved with an impressive boat
chase that not only runs through the streets of
London, but wraps up on a hot-air balloon before
launching into the sexy opening credits and new
007 song from Garbage. Why do songs from Bond
films always sound the same?
Bonds
initial assignment is to recover money stolen
from a Sir Robert King, which leads him to become
involved with Kings leggy daughter Elektra
(Sophie Marceau, Lost & Found).
Elektra is currently building a huge oil pipeline
in her native Azerbaijan, and Bond believes that
her life may be threatened by a devious terrorist
named Renard (Robert Carlyle, Plunkett &
Macleane). Renard, previously a target of
MI6, has a bullet lodged in his medulla
oblongotta, which renders him unable to feel
pain.
As
goofy as that sounds, Bond also gets
involved with a buxom nuclear physicist named
Christmas Jones (Denise Richards, Drop Dead
Gorgeous, in a bit of awful casting). But
wait until the point in the movie where they say
that Elektra is only twenty-one. If she is
twenty-one, then Dr. Jones must be around
thirteen. On the plus side other than
getting to watch two attractive women try to act
there are two fantastic one-liners about
Christmas name at the end of the film. I
was getting nervous that the screenwriters dubbed
her "Christmas" and forgot to make fun
of the name. Jones is Bonds third lay of
the film, after Elektra and the MI6 doctor Molly
Warmflesh, whom 007 poles in order to regain his
active duty status. He probably just missed a
fourth in Il Postinos Maria Grazia
Cucinotta, but she escaped his sexual grasp in
the films opening.
The
script is another example of a bad action film
with too many writers. Sure, all the bad
double-entendres and one-liners are still there,
but what was the deal with John Cleese (The
Out-of-Towners) playing the successor to Q
(Desmond Llewelyn)? You almost feel sorry for
people as talented as Robby Coltrane (Message
in a Bottle), who again plays Valentin
Dimitreveych Zukovsky, and Dame Judi Dench, who
reprises her role as M in a healthy supporting
role with more screen time than her Oscar-winning
turn as Queen Elizabeth in Shakespeare in Love.
And as soon as you see Denise Richards in a white
tank top, you know that chilly water will figure
into the film at some point.
Directed
by Michael Apted (Extreme Measures), Enough
was filmed by Adrian Biddle (The Butcher Boy)
on location in several European countries. The
action scenes are barely enough to keep viewers
interested (aside from the early boat chase) and
the final fight between Bond and Renard is
completely anti-climactic. You would expect Bond
in a battle against a guy that cant feel
pain to be a lot more interesting. But, then
again, you would expect the whole film to be a
lot more interesting. Ive had Enough.
2:08
- for intense
sequences of action violence, some sexuality and
innuendo
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