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Director
Ivan Reitman has a checkered filmography that contains some
classics (Meatballs, Dave), some unwatchable flops
(Junior, Father's Day) and some hits that I never
really understood (Six Days Seven Nights, Twins).
His latest – Evolution – looks like a cross between Men
in Black and Ghostbusters, the latter being the film
for which Reitman is best known.
Evolution is a sci-fi comedy with good special
effects, a fairly funny script and a really dopey ending.
Evolution
is set in Glen Canyon, Arizona and begins with a wannabe fireman
named Wayne Green (Seann William Scott, Road
Trip) practicing rescue techniques in an abandoned shack
in the desert. A
meteor the size of an NBA star falls out of the sky and
demolishes his car, and the following day, the local police call
the area's representative of the United States Geological Survey
to the scene. He is
Harry Block (Orlando Jones, Say It
Isn't So), a geology professor at Glen Canyon Community
College, and he brings along his friend and colleague, Ira Kane
(David Duchovny, Return to Me),
who teaches biology at the school.
When
they arrive at the crash site, Ira and Harry find an extremely
well-lit meteor that has buried itself 80 feet underground.
It's also teeming with one-cell organisms that, upon
closer examination back in their lab, seem to be multiplying at
an incredible rate via mitosis.
Further tests reveal the little critters to contain alien
DNA, and the two professors try to keep their find a secret as
they giggle about winning fame, riches and prestigious science
awards.
Before
long, the creatures start getting bigger and bigger, forming
dozens of different mutations in an attempt to adapt to their
new surroundings (or "evolving," if you will) and
spreading faster than Haley Joel Osment's do-gooder plan in Pay
it Forward. The
government eventually gets involved and takes control of the
project, giving Ira and Harry the boot in favor of a clueless
General (Ted Levine) and Allison Reed (Julianne Moore, Hannibal),
the assistant director of the Centers for Disease Control.
While
Evolution's ending is a bit of a disappointment (it
offers the goofiest solution to ridding the Earth of aliens
since the whole Slim Whitman thing in Mars Attacks!), the
film is consistently funny, which comes as quite a surprise
considering the writers involved.
Don Jakoby penned the laughably bad John
Carpenter's Vampires, while David Diamond and David
Weissman were responsible for the ooey-gooey crapfest called The
Family Man. They even manage to throw in a funny crack
at the Feds, which, of course, was written for Duchovny.
Evolution's two biggest gags involve the
sphincter, but since Tom Green isn't
involved with the film, and it isn't marketed specifically
toward teenagers, look for most press to overlook this fact.
Reitman isn't a flashy
director. With his films, it's the little things that make them more
entertaining. Every
line is delivered with impeccable timing, every double-take is
perfect, and some of the best zingers are barely audible gems
said under the breath of his three male leads.
And he even gets Oscar-nominee Moore to play a klutz who
wears garter belts – a dangerous combination.
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