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live-action big-screen version of the popular
animated television series, while likely be
entertaining for kids, will be a bore for those
who have reached a double-digit age. Giving the
lead role to Matthew Broderick could be part of
the problem Gadget should be bumbling and
cocky, not bumbling and bland. Broderick (Godzilla)
stars as John Brown, a security guard for a
scientific research facility and a wannabe cop.
He is also in love with Brenda (Joely Fisher,
TVs Ellen), the daughter of a
scientist that is on the brink of creating robot
police officers. When a late-night break-in
attempt leaves her dad dead and John clinging to
life, Brenda decides to have doctors remove
Johns innards and replace them with the
lifework of her father. The result? John Brown
becomes Inspector Gadget, a high-tech officer for
the Riverton Police Department. Gadget can
implement any of his new features by shouting
"Go Go Gadget," followed by whatever it
is he wants to use like spring legs or
helicopter hat. But, like the series, he usually
gets it wrong, hilarity ensues, yet he still
manages to get the bad guy.
Speaking
of bad guys, Gadgets nemesis Claw is
hammily played by Rupert Everett (An Ideal
Husband). The worlds youngest (and
formerly the fattest) billionaire, he has both an
evil cackle and a net worth counter on the front
of his desk. Hes the one responsible for
the break-in and was left with a crushed right
hand, which is eventually replaced with the claw
from which he derives his moniker. Claws
headquarters are located within the same
Pittsburgh building that was supposed to have
been used to house Brainiac in the stalled
production of Superman.
Like
the TV series, Gadget has a dog named Brain and a
niece named Penny (Michelle Trachtenberg, Harriet
the Spy), both of which appear smarter than
him. Like the TV series, Gadget also has a
talking car, voiced here by D.L. Hughley (The
Hughleys), who breathes some much-needed
energy into the film. And like the TV series,
Gadget always gets his man and delivers him to
Police Chief Quimby (Dabney Coleman, Youve
Got Mail). Other characters include a wasted
(probably literally) Andy Dick (NewsRadio)
as one of Claw's scientists and an annoying Cheri
Oteri (Saturday Night Live) as
Rivertons Mayor.
Perhaps
even odder than the casting of Broderick is
Disneys selection of director David
Kellogg, whose only previous effort was Playboys
Playmates at Play video release. This
could explain the scene where Gadget hoses down a
cleavage-bearing Fisher with a giant load of blue
toothpaste. Also, be on the lookout for several
bothersome product placement scenes.
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