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Most
people don’t realize that Eddie Murphy won the Best Actor
award from the National Society of Film Critics for his
performance in The Nutty Professor in 1996.
And it’s not like there was a shortage that year,
either. The NSFC
passed up the likes of Billy Bob Thornton (for Slingblade),
Ralph Fiennes (The English Patient), Tom Cruise (Jerry
Maguire) and eventual Oscar winner Geoffrey Rush (Shine).
Was
the NSFC off their cumulative rocker in ’96?
Maybe. But
the group has an uncanny knack for acknowledging deserving
Academy Award nominees (like Russell Crowe and Nick Nolte), as
well as talent that Oscar just plain overlooks (like Reese
Witherspoon, Ally Sheedy and Bill Murray). Their list of recent Best Picture winners reads like a
who’s who of cinematic coolness (Being John Malkovich, Out
of Sight, L.A. Confidential, Breaking the Waves).
Even
though his performance in The Klumps is even stronger
than it was in Professor, Murphy shouldn’t clear off
his mantle just yet. After all, The Klumps is a sequel to a remake of a
Jerry Lewis film. We’re
not talking about your typical Oscar pedigree here, folks.
The
Klumps
takes the funniest and most memorable part of the first film –
the titular professor’s four gassy relatives that are each
played by Murphy – and builds the movie around them.
Ordinarily, this would be a recipe for disaster, but
Murphy makes each of his characters so unique and so witty, you
almost forget that it’s him underneath all of the makeup and
latex.
Murphy’s
performance aside, The Klumps isn’t really that good of
a film. Once again,
Professor Sherman Klump (Murphy) is on the run from his genetic
alter ego Buddy Love (Murphy).
The film also features storylines involving Sherman’s
horny grandmother (Murphy) and his romantically challenged
parents (Murphy and Murphy).
While the presence of the additional Klumps shows off
Murphy’s wonderful skills as a character actor, the script
does nothing but serve as a launching pad for a plethora of
potty humor
The
Klumps
opens with a dream sequence where Sherman is marrying a fellow
biology professor named Denise Gaines (Janet Jackson, Poetic
Justice). After
admiring his bride’s ample cleavage, Sherman pops a boner that
turns into Buddy Love. The next scene, where Sherman’s father has a retirement
party at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, is more lowbrow humor. The meal is punctuated by burps, farts and talk of dick size,
but that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
Before the credits start to roll, you’ll be treated to
puke, flatulence, erectile dysfunction, saggy boobs, bestiality
and projectile turds, as well as nods to films like Star Wars,
Cape Fear and Armageddon.
The
crux of the lame story, which was co-written by Barry W.
Blaustein and David Sheffield (Nutty) and Paul and Chris
Weitz (American Pie), focuses on Sherman’s latest
invention – a fountain of youth formula that can actually make
a person younger. None
of it makes sense, and the inconsistent script has plot holes
big enough for a Klump to fall through.
On
the plus side, Jackson is an improvement over Nutty’s
annoying Jada Pinkett, although Pinkett probably wouldn’t have
insisted that her new song be played throughout the film.
Larry Miller and John Ales reprise their roles as
Sherman’s money-hungry dean and lab assistant, respectively.
Directed by Peter Segal (My Fellow Americans), The
Klumps features some pretty funny outtakes during the
closing credits, so don’t leave the theatre early.
1:45
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for crude humor and sex-related material
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