PS-B RATING -
Imagine that you talk your three best friends into giving you their life savings for you to wager in a can’t-miss high-stakes poker game. Imagine that, despite your remarkable card-playing skills, you somehow lose everything and even end up in debt to a fellow named "Hatchet" Harry, a local crime boss and porn king that once beat a man to death with a gigantic black rubber marital aid. Imagine Harry tells you that if you don’t cough up his cash within a week, he’ll send his henchman, Barry the Baptist, to start chopping off the digits of you and your friends.

That’s the basic plot of Guy Ritchie’s exhilarating big-screen debut, which was a critical and box office hit in England and the darling of this year’s Sundance Film Festival. Ritchie’s inspired directing technique, especially during the aforementioned card game (where it almost feels like you were actually punched in the stomach), is actually one-upped by his splendid script, which also includes a drug kingpin, a group of degenerates led by a guy named "Dog," a stoned group of pot growers, two idiot hitmen, a father-and-son debt-collecting team, a pair of antique shotguns and a bartender played by Sting.

Sound confusing? It is for a while, but Ritchie ties everything up so deliciously in the last ten minutes that you can’t help grin as the cast is hilariously thinned out by a series of misunderstandings and bad timing. What starts out as a hodgepodge of Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting and Reservoir Dogs slowly becomes as enjoyable and visually stylish as the films from which Lock, Stock draws its comparisons. For fans from across the pond, look for notorious soccer bad-boy Vinnie Jones as the debt-collector Big Chris and the late bare-knuckle fighting champ P.H. Moriarty as Barry the Baptist, a man who earned his name for his drowning interrogation style. The film also has a great soundtrack featuring The Stooges, The Stone Roses and James Brown. Produced by Trudie Styler (aka Mrs. Sting).

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1:45 - for extreme violence, adult language and brief nudity

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