| I cant
decide which is more sick seeing
Hollywood cast my grandfathers
classmates as the romantic interests of
girls that are still waiting for their
adult teeth, or the oddball casting of
Dungeons and Dragons club president David
Spade and the ravishing French beauty
Sophie Marceau. Or is it more twisted to
make Spade, in his biggest theatrical
release since the death of Chris Farley,
have a big, fat, loser guy (Artie Lange, MAD
TV) to hang around with? Golden
Globe nominee Spade (Just Shoot Me)
stars as Dylan Ramsey, the owner of a
struggling Italian eatery who falls for
the new tenant in his L.A. apartment
building. She is Lila Dubois (Marceau, Braveheart),
a transplanted Parisian cellist who fled
her country in an attempt to ditch her
smarmy ex-boyfriend Rene (Patrick Bruel).
Lila also has a yapping little dog with a
penchant of jumping out the window and
hanging out by the pier.
Dylan sees the
dog as an attempt to get close to Lila,
so he kidnaps the dog while pretending to
help her look for it. As she grows fonder
and fonder of her seemingly kindhearted
neighbor, he is horrified to find out
that the dog has apparently eaten the
engagement ring of Dylans best
friend and restaurant chef. And, yes,
there is a great scene where he has to
sift through the dog poop.
Spade, who
co-wrote the film with first-timers James
B. Cook and Marc Meeks, is a slightly
more sensitive version of his television
character, though his lines dont
have the same gratifying sarcastic bite.
And he is a little more successful than Just
Shoot Mes Finch, as he is able
to woo both strippers (like Dylans
previous girlfriend) and women of
Marceaus caliber alike. Conversely,
Marceau really makes you appreciate Emily
Watsons cello-playing in Hilary
& Jackie, although when Sophie
wraps her legs around the instrument, you
dont so much care about her acting
chops.
Directed by Jeff
Pollack (Booty Call), Lost
& Found features a hysterical
cameo from hysterical cameo messiah Jon
Lovitz, who plays a dog whisperer (a la
the Robert Redford film of a similar
name). There are also a few great scenes
involving some poker-playing grannies -
Estelle Harris (Seinfeld), Rose
Marie (The Dick Van Dyke Show) and
Marla Gibbs (The Jeffersons). For
what it is, Lost & Found is
not disappointing and good for more than
a few laughs.
1:40
for
adult language, sex jokes and a little
dog violence, but nothing like Theres
Something About Mary
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