RHINO DROPPINGS

June 29, 2005

Until somebody from the Rhinos organization at least addresses the growing complaints about the noise (music, commercials, announcements, etc.) blaring from Frontier Field's PA system, RD is on strike.  Yeah, we know it's not a big deal, but it's the only thing we can think of doing.  And if everyone does their part, maybe we can do away with things like:

- playing irritating music with a siren over the top of it (as if irritating music wasn't irritating enough on its own)

- blowing an air-horn into the microphone to get players off the pitch three or four times each game

- that shrieking whore from the halftime radio show debacle

- the commercial for the Rattlers featuring the lady screaming bloody murder

- the absolutely ear-piercing commercial for South Park

Maybe some of this stuff will stop once the club moves to their new stadium, but until somebody explains that to the concerned fans, we can only assume the aural assault will continue at PTP.

Oh, and thank you, MetroStars, for not bringing any players over the age of 26 to Rochester.  We totally appreciated it.  And can somebody tell the woman responsible for The Slowest National Anthem In The History Of The World that the song is about our country, and not her.

RD out.

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