December 25, 2006

Children of Men – Writer-director Alfonso Cuarón’s incredibly bleak peek into the very near future is a huge success on both an emotional and technical level, and the only picture of the year to hold a candle to Babel (coincidental, since both film were made by Mexicans, and P.D. James's Men novel was co-adapted by Timothy J. Sexton – a translator for Ińárritu’s Amores Perros).  The film is set in 2027, and the human race has been unable to procreate for nearly two decades.  When an apathetic former revolutionary (Clive Owen) is contacted by his still-radical ex-wife (Julianne Moore) to use his government contacts in order to smuggle an illegal “fugee” (Claire-Hope Ashitey) into something called the Human Project.  Why?  Because the young woman is about to have a baby.

The story is a brilliant blend of Brian K. Vaughn’s Y: The Last Man, Pink Floyd’s Animals, and a bit of both The Wizard of Oz and A.I., and even those who don’t dig the dreary plot will suffer from jaw-in-lapitits over the film’s choreography and especially Emmanuel Lubezski’s beyond-dazzling cinematography.  There are a couple of set pieces that go on for over five minutes with no edits – something you might not notice because of the complete insanity taking place (gunplay, explosions, death, etc).  Even better, in this season where filmmakers insist of dragging 100-minute stories into 150-minute epics, Men graciously unravels its story in – wait for it – 100 minutes.  PSB says 10

Notes on a Scandal – What begins as a “ripped from the headlines” story of a working class North London school where the new art teacher (Cate Blanchett) has an affair with a 15-year-old student (Andrew Simpson) slowly becomes a simmering melodrama when the dalliance is discovered by the co-worker who has recently taken her on as a friend (Judi Dench).  At first, we assume Barbara’s fascination with Sheba is rooted in merciless curiosity – she appears to look down on everyone and everything in the world – but eventually we learn she has ulterior motives, which I won’t discuss here aside from saying the story is almost brutally anti-gay.

That story, adapted by Closer’s Patrick Marber, was based on Zoë Heller’s novel What Was She Thinking? (you may remember her as a screenwriter from 1991’s sexually-charged Twenty-One with Patsy Kensit).  It’s the kind of dark, upsetting anti-Christmas programming we should expect to see in theatres this time of year for people who become visibly nauseous at the idea of something as sickly sweet as The Holiday.  If it wasn’t for a pair of crack performances from the two leads (how many Supporting Actress nominations can Cate get this year?), Scandal would be another run-of-the-mill take of how the seemingly perfect lily-white suburbs aren’t so perfect after all.  PSB says 7

The Dead Girl – Actor-turned-filmmaker Karen Moncrieff knocked the wind out of my sails with Blue Car, her 2002 debut about a teenager who transforms a troubled home life into an uncanny ability to write poetry.  After working on episodes of Six Feet Under and the woefully short-lived American version of Touching Evil, Moncrieff returns with an even more impressive feature about a young woman who, as the title suggests, isn’t quite as lucky at escaping the dark elements of her existence.

The titular prostitute is played by Brittany Murphy, though we mostly view her as a corpse (it’s her best performance ever!) because Moncrieff unfurls the tale in a series of vignettes that show the impact her death has on people she’s never spoken to or even met.  Like, for example, the person who discovers the body (Toni Collette) or the morgue worker who is forced to re-open some upsetting familial wounds.  A very unconventional way to tell a story we’ve seen about a million times, and for that (along with the lean 94-minute running time), I am thankful.  Keep an eye on Moncrieff – she’s the real deal.  PSB says 8

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