This is a message sent by Mr. Reyes-Kulkarni about two months after the dust settled from the original incident.  I didn't immediately post it because its rampant insanity made me think a friend was pulling my leg, sending messages made to look like they came from Mister Poopy Pants.

This is all legit.  Nothing is changed.  Not that second sentence, which I think is missing at least a couple of words.  Not that paragraph that ends in the middle of a word.  Not the part where he admits I pissed him off, and then says I failed to get a rise out of him about six paragraphs later.  I mean, you can't make this stuff up.  So hold onto your hats, kids -- Saby's back in town:

you seriously have piss for brains. your idea that doesn't make sense for people who create to criticize you b/c one doesn't need to create to appreciate art shows what worthless dumb fuck you are. Jon, you ever thought of having yourself put to sleep?

though we've established by now that you're too fucking STUPID to get it, let me explain this to you in case the one brain cell you have left flailing away madly trying to do its job and keep you alive might be able to work with this one: of COURSE art isn't just for artists. of COURSE non-artists can analyze it, but when some self-appointed obnoxious prick like you starts tearing down other people's work and you're not capable of doing anything like it yourself, it only makes you look like a ASSHOLE who is just BITTER b/c you've FAILED TO DO ANYTHING OF YOUR OWN.

the reason you are popular with some readers, apart from -- again, I'll give you this -- the sober, analytical parts of your reviews where you're not being an inflammatory malicious son of a bitch (we all know how often you're capable of that) is because there are a lot of unhappy people out there who feel they've FAILED in life. I don't think that's cool, and I'd wish better for everybody. (hell, if YOU had the nerve to do something USEFUL, you probably wouldn't be the garden-variety, low-grade pond scum that you are.)

lots of people love to have a clown with the audacity to talk shit b/c it makes them feel like they have some company in their miserable sense of FAILURE. you know it's true! hell, HITLER had a pretty big fan base too. but we can look back and know he was a pathetic little twerp. power to you for being accredited by certain film organizations, getting invited to festivals and all that. nobody's taking that away from you -- but what is that all based on?? NOTHING!! Nothing but hot air and the fact that miserable people want a similarly miserable voice representing them. in your case, the more obviously pathetic, perverse and sociopathic the better! that way they can at least feel good about themselves for a few minutes. and you know that's true motherfucker. I can see you looking in the mirror wanting to fucking break it into pieces. dude, that shit is so obvious from the little pussy-boy tone you like to write with. (oh wait...I'm forgetting, you're brain can't handle more than one t

you might just be the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk this earth: when you TRY to piss someone off and they (gee, let's see, uh...) GET PISSED it doesn't mean you've won a fucking thing, and it doesn't mean you're even half as important as the time they took to deal with your ass, b/c we all know reason and logic don't work on lowlife pricks like you. it just means it's worth it to put you in your place. people fight fire with fire, and it's a good opportunity to see how much of an asshole YOU sound like..

so dude, you're fucking pitiful, man. get some help. reach out. call lifeline or something. break down and confess to your friends "OKAY, I ADMIT IT -- I AM AN ASSHOLE!!!"

b/c what's REALLY funny is how you dis other people's accomplisments, but you still haven't shown the guts to answer this question on your website: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? I'm not even just talking about creatively. What do you do except spend your time railing on films and other people? you are a professional asshole! can you believe that someone like you can do that in this society? we actually support you! it's a form of psychological welfare. you get attention from just being an asshole. but you're not in 2nd grade anymore and the big kids play rough when it comes to shoving you back in your place.

I sincerely wish that the numerous people you've pissed off over the years get together and burn your house down with your sorry ass in it. I hope you're laughing b/c that shit WOULD be funny. (Q: what does toasted SHIT smell like? A: Jon Popick)

In the meantime, I can't WAIT meet you so I can 1) puke 2) then laugh my ass off. man, if only I knew how to projectile vomit, I'd do it right on your twerpy, obnoxious mug. good thing, though, b/c your pussy ass would probably run to file a lawsuit right then and there. you're the first to provoke people but then you cry like a fucking sissy. (yeah, I wrote to you first last year, but you are a trouble-making fuck who likes to provoke.)

dude, change your title from "Professional Asshole" to "Asshole In Recovery" before it's too late. before it turns into "Asshole For Life." at least stop leaching off those of us who DO respect ourselves enough to give a fuck.

lots of love, but none for you (that means FUCK YOU),

Saby

that's right, now go jerk yourself off some more b/c you think you've gotten a rise out of me when actually you haven't. it takes no effort or rise in temper to make this clear: people like you deserve to be consumed by and drown in the hatred and contempt you project towards others. really, look in the mirror and realize that you don't deserve to live. you are a waste of sperm and egg, and I'm sure quite an embarrasment to the unfortunate souls who have to deal with the guilt of having set you loose on the world.

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Quite a charmer, ain't he?  Excuse me, while I go and drown in the hatred and contempt that I project towards others . . .

Read about why this message was posted here.

Read Saby's incredibly concise myspace profile here, just in case you might think he's only long-winded when he writes to me.  Can you believe he isn't good at sports?  I'm floored.

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