| "Close the door and
take off your shirt." It would be hard to
fathom Cher not saying that to a much
younger man in any of her starring roles, but in Tea
with Mussolini, the single-monickered wonder
actually doesnt have a sexual motive. Here,
she plays Elsa, a snobby, art-collecting American
Jew (disguised, of course, as Morticia Adams) who
finds herself trapped in 1940s Florence as
Mussolini quickly leads the country to the brink
of war with England and France. The kid losing
his shirt is Luca (Baird Wallace, in his film
debut), a teenage orphan that is, at first, an
unwitting pawn in Elsas attempt to smuggle
desperate Jews out of Italy - she tapes passports
to the boys chest and tells him where to
deliver them. And with the look and feel of the
film, you almost expect Luca to bump into and run
off with Dominique Sandas Micol from The
Garden of the Finzi-Continis, the 1970 Best
Foreign Film winner that shares an obviously
similar subject with Mussolini. Or maybe
see Roberto Benignis Guido (from fellow
Oscar winner Life is Beautiful) crashing
his bicycle into something. Or maybe even
that dead guy from Il Postino.
Elsas
tea-drinking clique (nicknamed The Scorpioni) is
an odd one. There is fellow American Georgie
(Lily Tomlin, Krippendorfs Tribe), a
lesbian archaeologist. Theres Mary (Joan
Plowright, Dennis the Menace), the warm,
grandmotherly woman that raised the orphan Luca,
who is actually the son of the man she works for.
Theres fragile and dippy Arabella (Judi
Dench, Elizabeth), a dog-rescuing artist.
But best of all, theres Hester (Maggie
Smith, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit)
the blissfully ignorant widow of the former
British ambassador to Italy. She blindly trusts
Mussolinis personal assurances that no harm
will come to her and her friends. Come on - who
would trust somebody that looks like Mussolini?
He looked like Brando in The Island of Dr.
Moreau, for Gods sake.
Among
the rich vocal tones of Dench, Smith and
Plowright, Chers accent is, at first, like
a slap in the face. Her character comes off as an
arrogant loudmouth, and its no surprise
that Hester finds her obnoxious, whorish and a
disgrace. But truth be told, Cher is actually
fantastic. She looks decades younger than her
actual age (so would you if you shot poison into
your face to stop the aging process) and
invigorates every scene her Elsa is in. But even
though Cher gets top billing (the filmmakers
would have you believe that its because
stars are listed in alphabetical order), her
thunder is repeatedly stolen by Smiths
tight-laced Hester. Her character is oblivious
enough to not notice the things happening around
her, but also strong enough to berate her captors
into both knocking before they enter a
ladys room and saying goodnight when they
leave one.
Directed
by Franco Zeffirelli (Jane Eyre), Mussolini
was written by British novelist/playwright John
Mortimer and is actually based loosely on
Zeffirellis own life (as told in his
autobiography). While not as heavy-handed as Finzi-Continis
or as light as Life is Beautiful, it
successfully blends elements of both, and the
result is one terrific film.
1:56
- for adult language,
brief nudity and some mild violence
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