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If
you're wondering how far Hollywood can push the envelope in this
post-There's-Something-About-Mary
world, look no further than the first film from former Disney
chief Joe Roth's new Revolution Studios.
All of those years producing animated family films must
have warped old Joe's mind just a little bit because Tomcats
is one raunchy piece of work.
But it's also pretty funny, assuming you can handle jokes
about, among other things, diseased testicles, bestiality and
dominatrix grandmothers. Tomcats
knows what its target audience is, goes all out to entertain it
and, in that respect, the film should be a success.
The
film tries rather hard to alienate everyone who isn't in that
target demographic almost immediately.
Tomcats' opening credits feature a group of
cartoon cats ogling, chasing and pretty much humping a busty
bunch of animated felines while, as if that wasn't already a
frat-boy wet dream, a new Offspring song plays in the
background. You
barely notice the cartoon fade to reality, where, seven years
ago, the first member of a group of pussyhounds called
"Tomcats" is about to be married. One boner joke later, the unmarried 'Cats decide to kick
money into a pot which will be given to the last group member to
get hitched.
Flash
to present-day Las Vegas, where fat 'Cat Steve (Horatio Sanz, Saturday
Night Live) is about to marry a girl named Tricia (Jaime
Pressly, Poor White Trash),
leaving only Michael (Jerry O'Connell, Mission
to Mars) and Kyle (Jake Busey, Enemy
of the State) as the group's remaining bachelors.
When Michael blows $51,000 playing craps, his life is
threatened by a mobster (played by the truly unthreatening Bill
Maher) who gives the lad just 30 days to come up with the money.
Hence
the crux of Tomcats story – Michael hatches a plan to make
Kyle fall in love with one of his many former conquests, leaving
him the winner of the kitty, which, thanks to some wise
investing, has grown to nearly $500,000 (the movie must have
taken place before the NASDAQ "correction").
He strikes a deal with Natalie (Shannon Elizabeth, Scary
Movie), an undercover vice cop and the only girl Kyle
thinks he could ever even think of marrying, and the two begin
to spend time together on recon missions to prepare their
strategy. In a completely surprising development, Michael and Natalie
end up falling for each other.
Wait, I meant unsurprising.
While
the story isn't worth the bar napkin on which it was probably
scribbled, Tomcats is full of some clever and disgusting
sight gags, and has a few decent recurring jokes involving
Michael having all his property repossessed, a possibly gay
'Cat, and Steve trying to catch his wife in bed with other
women. Parodies of M:I-2
and American Beauty fall
pretty flat, and Elizabeth, Tomcats' sparkplug, isn't
even in the first 20 minutes, and then disappears for 20 right
before the denouement. On
the plus side, the finale includes a very funny performance from
Garry Marshall. O'Connell,
a pretty likeable actor, does a capable job with what seems like
a script even Brendan Fraser would have rejected (he even plays
a cartoonist, like Fraser's Monkeybone
character).
Tomcats
was written and directed by See Spot
Run scribe Gregory Poirier, who isn't quite in the same
league as the brothers Wayans or Farrelly.
But it looks like everybody had a blast making it
(especially judging from the closing credit outtakes, which were
the best non-Jackie Chan clips I've seen in a while), and that
makes it more fun to watch.
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