All the Boys Love
Mandy Lane: Mandy Lane (Amber Heard) got really
hot over the summer, and now all the boys love her.
Because she's such a goody-goody, it makes the boys love her
even more, and by the end of her sophomore year, they're
practically fighting each other off in an attempt to be the
first to get som' 'dat. A few are convinced Mandy will
finally give it up during an overnight trip to a ranch owned by
the family of a classmate.
So you've got a half-dozen attractive teenagers and the
prospect of sex along with drugs and alcohol, and it's all
happening in a very isolated area. Not exactly a
groundbreaking setup in terms of the horror flick, and Lane
does seem like it's just going through the motions until the
last 10 minutes. Is that finale strong enough to make up
for the rest of the picture? Maybe, but Lane isn't
going to save the sorry state of the genre.
Big Bang Love: Juvenile A:
It hurts me to say it, but Takashi Miike's latest is, at least
so far, the most disappointing film I've seen at the
festival. I love Miike, and own a couple dozen of his
movies, but Love reminded me of Dolls, another
disappointment from another of my favorite Japanese directors
(Takeshi Kitano). Both films were more interested in style
over substance, and both represented a departure for the
corresponding filmmaker.
Love is a prison murder-mystery. Just like a
lame television crime procedural, it begins with what appears to
be an open and shut case: An effeminate prisoner (Ryuhei
Matsuda) is sitting on the corpse of a hardcore killing machine
(Masanobu Ando). The one interesting thing Miike and
screenwriter Masa Nakamura do is making interrogations appear
from the point-of-view of the audience (and some of the
questions are funny, or at least translated in a very funny
way). But I cared less and less with every passing minute.
Lake of Fire: The last
time we've heard from Tony "Humpty Dumpty" Kaye, he
was busy suing up a storm following the release of an Ed
Norton-edited version of his American
History X. Turns out he's been busy making
a mammoth documentary about the abortion issue, which was
started way back before anybody had ever heard of Ed Norton.
Clocking in at just over two-and-a-half hours, Fire
chronologically shows nearly every detail that has occurred
between the 20th anniversary of Roe vs. Wade in 1993 right
through present time (or at least just before 9/11, when the
media found something else to whip us into a frenzy over).
It's filmed in black-and-white, and its interview subjects --
taken from both sides of the issue -- are conducted via extreme
close-ups. I'm sure it was Kaye's intention to make this
picture without taking sides, but it plays a little
pro-choice. Or maybe it just seems that way because the
pro-lifers are way more worked up and angry and tend to sputter
more laughter-inducing nonsense than their counterparts.
Here's a fun game you can play when you're watching Fire:
Try to guess the political stance of the interviewee before Kaye
slams their name and affiliation. You'll be right way more
often than you'll be wrong. Pro-lifers are either
lunatics, or have that creepy David Koresh look about
them. Like Noam Chomsky says in the film, there isn't much
difference between the religious zealots in America, and the
religious zealots in the Middle East.
I can handle almost anything, but there isn't a thing that
could prepare me for footage of actual abortions -- there's one
at the beginning, done at 20 weeks; and clips from a pro-life
propaganda film called Hard Life. The bulk of Fire's
final half-hour focuses on one woman experience from the moment
she steps into a clinic to the moment she leaves. It is,
by far, the bravest performance I've seen at this festival.