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The Orphanage
- Directed by Guillermo Del Toro (Pan's
Labyrinth) protégé Juan Antonio Bayona, this
absolutely terrifying and heartbreaking Spanish film (without a
hint of gore) is yet more proof that American horror directors
are asleep at the wheel. This is good enough to be Spain's
entry into the Oscar race. It was certainly good enough to
give me goosebumps and, though I have no concrete evidence of
this, make my hair stand on end, Dagwood-style. Some
buffoon wandered in and plopped down next to me with only 25
minutes left in the film, and he jumped so much, he almost
spilled my coffee.
The action is set at an old orphanage,
which was recently purchased by Laura (Belén Rueda) -- a former
resident about 30 years ago. Laura and her husband
(Fernando Cayo) plan to re-open the joint to a handful of kids,
who will also serve as playmates for their son, Simón (Roger Príncep).
Not so scary so far, but The Orphanage has everything
working in its favor. Simón starts talking to invisible
friends (always creepy), an old social worker who seems to know
more than she's letting on appears out of nowhere (always
creepy), they're in a big, creepy house in the middle of nowhere
(always creepy). Oh, yeah -- there's also that little kid
who wears a burlap sack with uneven eyeholes (always always always
creepy). When Simón goes missing, Laura totally loses her
shit and starts seeing/hearing/feeling things that nobody else
can. So they think she's crazy.
I don't want to give anything else
away. This is one fantastic little movie that will
definitely rank toward the top of this festival's offerings.
The Brave One
- Neil Jordan's career has been full of ups and downs since he
made a name for himself 15 years ago with The Crying Game,
and One is mostly on the up side. It stars Jodie
Foster in yet another role as an innocent white woman suffering
through some sort of scary, dangerous situation, and then
fighting and clawing her way out of it. Here, Foster plays
Erica, the host of a popular New York City radio show called Street
Walk, where she romanticizes -- not quite Guy
Maddin-style -- a Manhattan of yesteryear. Then her
beau (Naveen Andrews) gets murdered and Laura lands herself in a
three-week coma, all thanks to a random act of Central Park
nighttime violence. Once she awake and on her own, Laura
finds herself terrified of the city she once loved . . . at
least until she buys a black market gun and start poppin' caps
all up in they asses.
I'm not sure what's tougher to believe:
The quickness to which Laura takes to vigilante justice; or the
odds of her living in Manhattan and never having been
exposed to any form of violence until the deadly mugging, which
is quickly followed by traumatic incidents in a bodega and a
subway car. Once she's got the taste of blood, Laura
starts seeking out her victims instead of waiting to randomly
encounter dangerous situations. Almost like she has some
sort of . . . oh, I don't know -- Death Wish? The
thing that keeps One from totally sailing off the tracks
Terrence Howard, who plays a cop that grows close to Laura, and
the two begin a very entertaining cat-and-mouse game while still
maintaining their friendship.
Lust, Caution
- Ang Lee -- what do you do after winning the Oscar for Brokeback
Mountain? I mean, you've got the cinematic world at
your feet. Hollywood would let you make just about any
picture you want (not Hulk II, though), so what's it
going to be? Call it in with some cheap-o biopic about a
music icon? Maybe a remake of some forgotten
classic? No? Wait, you're going to what? Make
a nearly three-hour, non-English period flick with no bankable
stars and an NC-17 rating that will keep you out of 97% of
theatres across the country? Oh, you're a clever one, Ang
Lee. They'll never see that coming.
The good news for the people who might
actually venture off the beaten path and see Caution is
that it's one exquisite film. During the 15-minute climax,
I found it difficult to breathe (and that had nothing to do with
the monster who came in late, sat next to me, and cleared her
big, fat, phlegmy throat for 130 minutes). The film is
buoyed by both gorgeous photography from Rodrigo Prieto and an
unforgettable performance from newcomer Tang Wei, who plays a
Hong Kong University student named Wang Jiazhi. She almost
haphazardly falls into the lead role in a rabble-rousing 1939
play meant to garner support and donations for the Chinese to
defend their lands against the aggressive Japanese forces, and
for an interesting summer project, Jiazhi and her cohorts decide
it would be fun to put their skills to greater use: By
infiltrating the life of a heavily-guarded turncoat named Mr.
Yee (Tony Leung) and murdering him before he can aid the filthy
aggressors any longer. Kind of makes those kids from Superbad
seem like slackers, eh?
It's fairly clear, given the dates and
structure of the film, that their idea doesn't go off as
planned, but that doesn't stop the persistent kids, who have now
become full-fledged members of the Resistance. Can Jiazhi
use her yet-untapped feminine charm and acting chops to lure Mr.
Yee into a false sense of security and give him the old
Columbian Necktie before he figures out what she's up to?
And what depraved sexual positions will he put her in before the
dust settles? You'll have to wait and see for yourself,
during that bit where I couldn't breathe.
Jar City -
The latest from Icelandic filmmaker Baltasar Kormákur focuses
on a murder investigation led by a chap named Erlendur (Ingvar
Eggert Sigurđsson). The murder might be tied to a
30-year-old rape, and a potential cover-up by a retired
cop. Meanwhile, a geneticist named Örn (Atli Rafn Sigurđsson)
and his wife have just witnessed the slow, agonizing death of
their five-year-old daughter. What do the two things have
in common? That's the crux of City's story, and if
you can't figure it out by the time the two threads dovetail,
you're officially out of the Scooby Gang. A nice movie,
but the kind that gets lost in the shuffle of a big festival
like this.
Captain Mike
Across America - Much like The Big One, this new
documentary shows a filmmaker traveling around the country and
getting standing ovations everywhere he goes. Not a lot of
people would have the stones to do this once, let alone twice,
but most people are not Michael Moore. Does that make one
lick of difference? Absolutely not, because the target
audience for this film is already firmly entrenched in Camp
Mike. But that brings up an interesting point: Are
die-hard Bush-haters going to want to see a film that revisits
the optimism and energy injected into the consciousness of
America in the weeks leading up to the 2004 presidential
election when they already know it's going to have a miserable
ending?
That's what Captain Mike is about,
by the way. After the political assassination known as the
Swift Boat Ads stripped Democratic nominee John Kerry of a seven
point lead in the polls, Moore and a bunch of his liberal
Hollywood friends (like Eddie Vedder, Joan Baez, R.E.M., and a
uproariously funny Roseanne Barr) went on a 60 city tour in
several battleground states in an attempt to get more people to
vote. Or, as Moore explains in a title card (he takes this
route instead of the usual narration), to save Kerry and the
Democrats from themselves. Meanwhile, Republicans ate
babies in the dark while sitting on pentagrams, thinking of ways
to foil Moore's tour. When the filmmaker tossed clean
underwear and Ramen noodles into the masses when people promised
to register to vote, the Grand Old Party accused him of
bribery. When Moore's tour really began to pick up steam
and Kerry began to make up the ground he lost to the kindly
Swift Boat folks, the Grand Old Party turned to bribery to have
the rotund Sicko
director banned from speaking. Because that Grand
Old Party totally supports the rights of the people and their
various freedoms. Again, totally preaching to the choir
(of which I'm obviously part), so I'm not sure what the intent
is here. All I know is I liked it.
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