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Rendition
- Gavin Hood's Tsotsi won the 2005 Festival's big
Audience Award (and an Oscar, as well), but his latest is a Syriana
wannabe that serves as a perfect example of the most evil
sort of film festival trap. There are always pictures that
look strong, based on the cast alone, but after you sink two
hours of your time into them, they're quickly revealed to be
empty boxes with very attractive wrapping paper. Rendition
stars, among others, Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal, Meryl
Streep, Alan Arkin, and Peter Sarsgaard -- so far, so
good. However, a post-9/11 flick about the US Patriot Act
gone amuck is hardly groundbreaking these days. Three or
four years ago, a movie about innocent citizens being pulled
into secret torture prisons because of the color of their skin
might have raised an eyebrow or two, but those days are long
gone. No Country for Old
Men - The race for this year's Oscar officially
starts with this Coen brothers adaptation of punctuation-hating
novelist Cormac McCarthy's (All
the Pretty Horses) True Romance-ish tale of an
average Llewelyn (Josh Brolin) who randomly happens upon a
gristly scene that appears to be a major drug deal gone wrong in
a dusty, barren area of 1980 Texas. Walking away almost
completely unphased with a suitcase full of cash, Llewelyn
realizes (after going back to gank the heroin), he's probably
going to be pursued by both sides of the failed exchange.
What he doesn't expect is that the pursuit might be led by the
devil in a Dutch-Boy haircut (a brilliantly diabolical Javier
Bardem) while the self-doubting local sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones)
really feels as if he might actually be getting too old for this
shit. The cat-and-mouse game which follows is absolutely
brilliant, peppered with equal doses of jet black humor and
gruesome, unapologetic Cronenberg-style
violence. It's the Coen's masterpiece, and it has cutie
Kelly Macdonald ditching her Scottish brogue for a West Texas
lilt that made me weak in the knees. Okay, maybe it was
the blood.
4 Months, 3 Weeks
and 2 Days - Cristian Mungiu's Golden Palm winner
from Cannes (the third time in the last decade that a bleak,
bare-boned, neo-realistic European flick shot with a hand-held
camera walked away with the top prize) is about one crazy day
shared by a pair of college roommates in the final throes of
Communism in late 1980s Romania. Găbiţa (Laura
Vasiliu) is knocked up, and her friend Otilia (Anamaria Marinca)
makes arrangements for the two to make a visit to a black market
abortion provider. Beginning with Găbiţa
not being completely upfront with how far along her pregnancy is
(see: title), things do not go smoothly, and Mungiu's decision
to shoot Days with nothing but unbroken static shots
should prepare the more knowledgeable viewers for the horror
that will eventually be presented to them (though, in all
honestly, it's nowhere nearly as upsetting as last year's Lake
of Fire). Produced and photographed by The
Death of Mister Lazarescu's Oleg Mutu, Days is
definitely worth checking out, but also not worthy of beating a
handful of other pictures in Cannes competition (like, say, No
Country for Old Men).
Alexandra
- It's going to be very difficult for Alexsandr Sokurov to
top 2002's Russian Ark, but
as long as his efforts continue to be as strong as this film,
I'm not going to complain one bit. We first see the
titular Alexandra (played by legendary opera star Galina
Vishnevskay) as she's pushed onto an armored train car, and then
in to a tank, being bent in and out of tight places you'd never
expect to see a woman of her age. She's on the way to
visit her grandson, Denis (Vasily Shevtsov), a Russian soldier
living on a military base in Chechnya. She's stocky and
spunky, and she has a big black pocketbook. You can
practically hear her cankles filling with fluid, and the number
of times she says, "Oy," almost becomes comical.
But it's the fish-out-of-water aspect of Sokurov's story that
brings Alexandra to life. The expression on the
faces of the soldiers who aren't exactly expecting to run across
a stubborn, feisty grandmother on their base are priceless, as
is the performance of 80-year-old Vishnevskay.
The
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
- Most of what I know about Jesse James was culled from his
brief appearances on The Brady Bunch and Little House
on the Prairie during my youth. All of what I know
about his assassin, Robert Ford, was taught to me by Bob Dylan
in the lyrics of "Outlaw Blues." Now, after
spending nearly three hours with these two real-life characters
in this biopic from Chopper
director Andrew Dominik (based on the Ron Hansen novel), I know
a whole lot more. The action starts
with Jesse's (Brad Pitt) 1881 Blue Cut train robbery in
Missouri, which is where he first crossed paths with the
wide-eyed Charles Guiteau-ish Ford (Casey Affleck) who is
hell-bent on worming his way into the life of his ultimate hero
and the exclusive club attendant thereto (which, ironically,
includes a character played by Garret Dillahunt, who portrayed
the coward assassin of "Wild" Bill Hickok in Deadwood).
Since the title gives away the ending to the more
historically-challenged viewers out there, what will they make
of the loping, lyrical, contemplative, poetic, Malick-meets-David
Gordon Green style which Dominick chooses to infuse his movie
with? Surely they'll say things like, "It's as
agonizingly long as its pretentious title," and they'd kind
of be right. This is definitely the sort of picture I'd
much rather watch outside of an enormous film festival (and
definitely not movie number five of the day), where I'd be able
to enjoy it a lot more. Not that I didn't enjoy it --
because who'd have the nerve to hate on a gorgeous flick shot by
Roger Deakins?
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